Happy Redneck Christmas!

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Sadly, I didn’t go looking for these. I took both of these pictures on the same errand-running trip.

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Why does the nativity scene have caution tape around it? Why if there has to be caution tape does it have to be anchored around the wise man’s neck? (We’ll let the question of why there is a nativity scene in the main square in town go unasked for now.)

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Are these people stealing fake deer for their own nefarious Christmas purposes?