Randomly at a veterinary conference

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  • I can identify the classic Eddie Murphy song “Party All The Time” from just a few notes of the intro.  What’s your superpower?
  • I’ve always wanted my superpower to be teleportation.  Now I know that it would be my power that I use for good.  I want my evil superpower to be moving things with my mind so I could flick annoying people out of my way when I’m trying to walk somewhere.
  • When condiments are presented in unlabeled open containers it is possible to confuse raspberry jam and ketchup.
  • I need to buy a new stethoscope.  I found a company that has all kinds of colors and paintings.  Now I’m paralyzed by indecision.
  • I decided.
  • I stopped by the booth that sells the disinfectant we use at work.  They were talking about how safe and ecologically friendly it is.  I said, “But, if you make it a little too strong then you start gagging and lose the ability to speak.”  That got me some attention.  He said, “It isn’t harmful….”  I agreed that I had not yet died.  He nodded sagely at me.  I got the impression he wanted me to move along.
  • I got lost and ended up in the worst lecture ever.  It was a required lecture for Florida vets that goes over new state laws and pharmacy guidelines.  When I realized my mistake, I got up to leave.  The people in my row were jealous of my freedom.  They tried to stop me.  “Hey, she’s getting away!”
  • Here’s all the loot I got:

Now I’m done getting smart and I’m heading to Universal Studios!