Sometimes my weirdness even surprises me. This morning I saw a dog who was very big but she was a wimp. Her owner said that she used to be afraid of her dog bed. I asked the dog if there was monster under it because I’d heard that was a common thing. The dog was throwing herself across my lap and staring at her person like, “See, I told you so!”. The person said that it was just a big pillow with no space under it and she wasn’t afraid of it anymore so there couldn’t be a monster. I stage whispered to the dog. “You ran it off didn’t you?”. She seemed to agree. The owner just rolled her eyes at both of us.
