What I didn’t eat

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So I lost all my nutrition points as expected because dinner was pizza and salad.  I considered eating just salad until they dumped a bunch of cheese on it making it illegal too.

But, you should see what I didn’t eat!

I got here and my secretary for the weekend who didn’t know about my food situation said, “Are you feeling sugar deprived?”  She then handed me a huge bag of candy.  I didn’t have any all day.

Then someone who owns a doughnut store came over.  They had a dozen doughnuts decorated as elaborately as some of the cupcakes you see on pinterest.  I didn’t have any.  I love doughnuts.

There was dessert with dinner.  Had none of it.

There was birthday cake after dinner.  Didn’t have that either.

I wasn’t even tempted by any of it.  I don’t know whether to be proud or afraid that they’ve broken my will to live.