An Explanation

Sometimes I think I spend too much time with dogs. When I’ve been explaining to people that although I have an engagement ring I have no plans to marry, I’ve been using this explanation:

“It is a sign that he claimed me. Sort of like peeing on me but nicer.”

The even sadder thing is that everyone I’ve told totally understands after that.

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