I examined a dog today who had recently gone to doggy jail. His crime? Breaking and entering.

Apparently he got loose and went off to some stranger’s house. They had a doggy door so he went inside. (No mention of a dog actually living that this home.) When the owners of the house came home they found him curled up asleep on their bed. Just like Goldilocks.

But I don’t think in any version I’ve ever heard that Goldilocks had an ‘accident’ on the kitchen floor before going to bed….