At the clinic I work at several times a week there are four vets. They all have easily distinguishable physical characteristics but me. So when someone can’t remember a vet’s name and can’t come up with an easy description the staff knows that they are talking about me. I’ve decided that I’m so nondescript that shouldn’t be wasting my time as a vet and should go into a life a crime since no eyewitness will remember what I look like. But yesterday there was a description of me that I’m going to claim as true. I was described as the one who stands up really straight. It must be all that yoga paying off.