I received a letter in the mail yesterday about my upcoming class reunion. In the middle of the letter I was quite shocked to read that I’m missing. Apparently the only person they can’t seem to find is me. This is even more shocking since I was reading this in a letter that was addressed to me. It hadn’t bounced around the country looking for me. It came right to me using the address in their database. So I called the author of the letter last night and left a message that I’m not dead.