I have to come up with 5 one liner stories that make me look interesting. I can come up with some stories but none of them are anything I really want to repeat on national television. The most interesting thing that’s happened to me is going on TV and since that is obviously why I’m being interviewed, I can’t use that. So, I’m racking my brain for innocent but not to terribly boring anecdotes. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far.

1. I once crashed into a deer while riding my horse.

2. I was thrown off a train in the middle of the night in Bolivia.

3. My rabbit deleted a book proposal off my computer.

I’m out of ideas. I need two more. I keep having this urge to say something like, “I climbed Mount Everest last week.”