One of the things I love about ereaders is how easy it is to highlight quotes. Then I tend to never look at them again. However, I was looking for one quote recently and started looking at some of the things I’ve highlighted recently that made me laugh.
“Caleb hated when people were willfully obtuse. There were enough tragically stupid people in the world without having anyone indulge in recreational stupidity.”

“..at a certain point, you know youรขโฌโขve gotta call it over when รขโฌหtill death do us partรขโฌโข starts to sound like a plan, rather than a promise.”
“How can you think youรขโฌโขre not thirsty? Youรขโฌโขre like a dehydrated man whoรขโฌโขs been crawling through the Sahara on his hands and knees for two days with no help in sight.รขโฌย
รขโฌลWhy am I not a woman in this scenario?รขโฌย
After she took a sip, she said, รขโฌลBecause only a man would do something stupid enough to get himself stranded in the Sahara.รขโฌย
รขโฌลI donรขโฌโขt know what Iรขโฌโขd do without chocolate.รขโฌย
รขโฌลMy guess is twenty-five to life.รขโฌย
“That,รขโฌย she says, pointing to the guy meticulously cutting out hearts, รขโฌลis our token white boy, Fletcher. We love him but will kill him first when the revolution starts.รขโฌย
“The vet suggested I cut his dry food allotment by a quarter cup. Humphrey suggested I get sepsis.รขโฌย
รขโฌลWhat did you feed my daughter?รขโฌย I ask her.
รขโฌลBesides crack cocaine?รขโฌย she replies. I snarl at her. รขโฌลTofu veggie dumplings,รขโฌย she replies.
รขโฌลSoy has been linked to early puberty.รขโฌย
รขโฌลAnal retentiveness has been linked to early murder,รขโฌย she shoots back.
Two paths diverged in our woods, and because we are women, and womenรขโฌโขs choices change dramatically with every single generation, both paths were less traveled by.





