I woke up this morning with a headache. I never do that. My body must be rebelling from all the nutrients I inflicted on it yesterday.

I was having a dream that I was in college and George Clooney was one of my professors. He kept cancelling class though because he was trying to seduce a new girlfriend. We knew if we saw him with flowers and bath salts on a silver tray that class would be cancelled. When that happened I’d run over to the new girl’s apartment and steal a salad. It wasn’t even a good salad. It was iceberg lettuce covered with shredded cheddar until you couldn’t see the lettuce.  I took a plate too. I did it twice and then I started freaking out because I was going to get caught and how do you explain salad stealing?  I was going through all these scenarios in my brain to explain why I’d been in her apartment. Should I go back and wipe away my fingerprints or would that make it worse?

Apparently my brain freaks out when eating healthy food.

Breakfast this morning was a smoothie with all kinds of fruit. The snack is a vegetable juice that is sort of nasty. I won’t make that one again. Lunch is a salad with fruit for a snack. Then dinner is roasted acorn squash stuffed with mushrooms and sage.