I want to update this site. I’d like to move to the latest version of wordpress and to get a new page design. But, everytime I’ve done a major update something has gone horribly wrong. The version of wordpress I use now doesn’t work right and I’ve never been able to fix it. Whenever I’ve done work before I end up with the site down for days while I invent new swear words to hurl at the person helping me. Since I’m no longer married to my former helper (hum, coincidence?) I decided that I want to hire someone to do this stressful job for me.

Does anyone know of anyone who does this? HelpForTheClueless dot com or something similar? Or do you have some trustworthy computer genius living in your house that wants to make some extra cash?