I got the results of Snowball’s photo shoot. The first picture was her sitting in a small sleigh. You have never seen a madder dog in your whole life. So I didn’t buy that picture. The third picture was her coming out of a wrapped present. She looked cute but the wrapping paper on the box was old and looked really bad so I didn’t get that one. On the second picture taken she had just made a break for it by jumping off the table and running away. She was captured and brought back. When I tried to arrange her in the chair she snapped at me. She let the photographer position her but I could tell that she was wishing she was bigger so she could chew the lady’s arm off. But somehow it comes across as more dignified than homicidal.