I am home all by myself tonight because the evil mother-in-law is in GA and the husband is playing pool. I spent some time considering what I was going to do in honor of my freedom. I considered running around stark naked but it is a bit cold. Then I got distracted by Nanny 911 on TV. I consider it a test. I guess what the nanny is going to say to do with the rotten kids in the family to test my parenting skills. I have a 100% failure rate because “Backhand the little brat!” has never once been the appropriate answer. So now I’m updating and contemplating going to bed. I’m also giving very serious serious thought about whether or not I should take a shower tonight or in the morning. I’m such the party animal.