Letting the cat out of the bag

/ posted in: Pets

When playing in bags goes terribly wrong…….

First, don’t pick a plastic bag. It makes your human say things like, “When you sufficate to death in there don’t come running to me.”

Second, don’t try to crawl out through a handle. The bag will grab you.

When it grabs you roll around and see if it will let go.

When it doesn’t let go, act like you meant for that to happen until the human stops taking pictures and lets you out.

Wait a few minutes and then you will be able to attack the bag viciously and show it who is boss. For good measure crawl through the same handle hole just to show that you can do it. Ignore the “For the love of god, cat, are you a slow learner?” from the human. They don’t understand a cat defending her honor.