Castle Hangnailby Ursula Vernon
Published on April 21st 2015
From the creator of Dragonbreath comes a tale of witches, minions, and one fantastic castle, just right for fans of Roald Dahl and Tom Angleberger.
When Molly shows up on Castle Hangnail's doorstep to fill the vacancy for a wicked witch, the castle's minions are understandably dubious. After all, she is twelve years old, barely five feet tall, and quite polite. (The minions are used to tall, demanding evil sorceresses with razor-sharp cheekbones.) But the castle desperately needs a master or else the Board of Magic will decommission it, leaving all the minions without the home they love. So when Molly assures them she is quite wicked indeed (So wicked! REALLY wicked!) and begins completing the tasks required by the Board of Magic for approval, everyone feels hopeful. Unfortunately, it turns out that Molly has quite a few secrets, including the biggest one of all: that she isn't who she says she is.
This quirky, richly illustrated novel is filled with humor, magic, and an unforgettable all-star cast of castle characters.
This book has everything I absolutely love about fantasy books.Â It is chock full of imagination and whimsy.Â There are also dragons.Â You must have dragons.
Molly knows that she is going to be a Wicked Witch.Â She can do some magic.Â She has an over-the-top Good Twin.Â So she steals an invitation to apply for the job of Master of Castle Hangnail.Â Who cares that she is only 12?
The Guardian of the castle cares, for a start.Â He knows the castle is in danger of being decommissioned if a new master isn’t found who can complete all the tasks assigned.Â There needs to be proper blighting and smiting and defending of the castle and capturing the hearts of the villagers (probably literally if the new master is an Evil Sorceress or a Vampire).Â Can a cheery 12 year old manage that?
I love the staff of the castle.Â
- The Guardian has served under many truly evil masters and knows how minions should be properly treated.Â He isn’t prepared to be given an actual name and thanked for things.Â It just isn’t right.Â
- Pins is a stuffed doll who can sew anything, including waterproof sweaters for his goldfish
- The goldfish is a hypochondriac
- Cook is a Minotaur who is very angry about the letter Q
- Angus is Cook’s son and general helper
- Edward is an enchanted suit of armor with rusty knees
- There is a woman made of steam.Â This happens when a djinn mates with a human woman who didn’t know she had mermaid ancestry.
- There are clockwork bees and all kinds of bats including one insomniac bat who stays awake during the day and sleeps at night.
Molly is going to be Wicked but not Evil.Â Wicked will punish a person to make them think about what they did.Â Evil will hurt people for fun.Â So she blights weeds and asks around to see who is being mean and is in need of a good smiting.Â When she finds someone who is mean to his donkey, she uses a spell to turn the donkey temporarily into a dragon to scare the mean man.Â After that all the animals want to take a turn being a dragon, of course!Â Â
This book was absolutely delightful from beginning to end.Â I read it in a day.Â I was hoping that there was going to be a follow up to see what happens next at Castle Hangnail but so far, no luck.Â Â