The husband discovered EBay.
(Go ahead, take a moment to let the full horror of that sink in.)
He is the world’s biggest impulse shopper. Drives me nuts. Now he discovered the joys of EBay. Even worse he is using it to buy tacky stuff for the new downstairs. He has always said that he wanted a game room covered in beer signs and neon. I personally can’t think of anything tackier. I thought I was swaying him. Then he discovered EBay.
He’s bought beer mirrors and a neon beer sign. This morning he was so excited because he got his first feedback! He wants to sell things now. I suggested he sell a neon beer sign.