The SO had a dream that he had to go to war.Â He had to find someone to watch Z for a few hours. Apparently this was a fast war. He was getting mad since he couldn’t find me.
Then he realized that Z was small so he was in the past before he met me.
He was telling me about this the next morning. I told him that he knew where I lived so he could just show up.Â
Him:Â What am I supposed to say? “Hi, you don’t know me but you’ll have to get to know this kid sooner or later so how about starting now?”
Me:Â Yeah, that wouldn’t work.
Him:Â We live together and are very happy?
Me:Â I’m married at this point so I don’t think I’d believe you.Â You’d have to prove it.
Him:Â I could tell you that your husband leaves you in 2007, Spirit dies in 2008, Snowball dies in 2009, and Ozzie dies in 2010.Â
Me:Â staring at himÂ Â I am not going anywhere with you.
Him:Â Â laughingÂ Â Did I mention that you are very happy?