The SO had a dream that he had to go to war. He had to find someone to watch Z for a few hours. Apparently this was a fast war. He was getting mad since he couldn’t find me.
Then he realized that Z was small so he was in the past before he met me.
He was telling me about this the next morning. I told him that he knew where I lived so he could just show up.
Him: What am I supposed to say? “Hi, you don’t know me but you’ll have to get to know this kid sooner or later so how about starting now?”
Me: Yeah, that wouldn’t work.
Him: We live together and are very happy?
Me: I’m married at this point so I don’t think I’d believe you. You’d have to prove it.
Him: I could tell you that your husband leaves you in 2007, Spirit dies in 2008, Snowball dies in 2009, and Ozzie dies in 2010.
Me: staring at him I am not going anywhere with you.
Him: laughing Did I mention that you are very happy?